Ghetto Vision

Bad Ass 67 yr old "Epic Beard Man" Beats up Thug-love T!

2010-02-25T11:12:00.000-08:00

Epic Beard Man Bus Fight - Watch more Fights

The Old Bearded 67yr old White Guy (who has become known as “Epic Beard Man” ) asked the younger brotha to shine his shoes. Brotha man took OFFENSE with the racial dimension of this. Epic Beard Man went with the innovative “It could be a Chinamen. I’m not prejudiced” defense. Then there is more verbal exchanges, then the black man (who is, so far as I can tell, for no apparent reason referred to as “Tyrone”) puts his hands on Epic Beard Man, who proceeds to give him a pretty thorough ass whoopin' face poundin' beating- nothin' can really be said about this other than he beat a brotha up badly and left him leakin!

Ludacris sexting y'all!!!

2010-02-24T18:36:00.000-08:00

Ludacris - Sexting Lyrics & Video

So I’m just sitting in this rehab class
trying to get myself unhooked on ass
so then my teacher asked me a question
like Ludacris are you over there sexting

ha ha OMG LOL KIT Smiley faces X and O’s LMFAO
my girl went through my cell phone
my girl went through my cell phone
my girl went through my cell phone
my girl went through my cell phone
i said my girl went through my cell phone

So I’m getting treated for my sex addiction
in my private clinic and I need you to be sensitive about my condition
cos I’m in it to win it and I really don’t want to further disappoint my fans
and my teachers a cougar so I wish she’d lend a helping hand
damn, calm down, BBC TXT or MSG
after class come with me and can I get a little bit of TLC
she replied what the f-ck
FYI you’re gonna flunk
SMH it’s such a shame
you ain’t learned a damn thing

So I’m sitting in the crib just chillin and I’m minding my business
got a text with a tongue out from a number I didn’t recognize
I replied who is this
quick back got a hit back
said this is Stacy and I’ve been missing you
had to change my number so I went and got a new phone and new tattoo
a what, a new tattoo wow,
arrr yeaah, hurry click
can you send a nasty pic
so I can see right where it is
and I promise I won’t show my friends (yeah right)
she replied, well ok BTW by the way
SMH its such a shame that you aint learned a damn thing

So I pull up to the club stunting in a Yellow Lamborghini
half bent, black tint, fine (?) it make it a little hard to see me
stepped out, fresh out headed straight for the door and to the VIP
next thing I got a text from a freaky Latina saying is that you I see
is that you papi
so I bbm’ed abbreviate yep and before the night gets too late
let me hit you with a little Q&A
can I tap that ass tta
she replied it all depends
it’s me plus one can I bring my friends
and all I can think was that it’s such a shame
that I aint learned a damn thing

In honor of Mexican Flag Day!

2010-02-24T17:49:00.000-08:00

Don't even try tellin me dat you ain't hurd of these dope Mexicans! Crank dat Mexican! Don't forget to "Mexican dat ho"!

Rudy da Drug Deala!

2010-02-23T17:15:00.000-08:00

Black people HATE being scared!

2010-02-23T17:05:00.000-08:00

Need a great ghetto baby name??!!

2010-02-23T06:00:00.001-08:00

Are you expecting? Be sure to check out the Top 60 names for your darling baby gurl.

G-town style weddings!

2010-02-22T18:43:00.000-08:00

To each their own and if Ghetto love means ghetto weddings then so be it! N-Joy~

White Ghetto: Hickey Treats

2007-11-23T10:21:00.000-08:00

Is this what the white ghetto peeps call fun? Hickey on the bed while someone tapes it! Well they loved it enough for youtube, so ghetto-vision isn't gonna leave NEone out of the mix,White Ghetto chicks like to get her groove on too!

Ghetto Holidays: 12 Days of Ghetto X-mas!

2007-11-23T10:15:00.000-08:00

Whats going on in the hood for the holidays? Hickeys, Cheating & baby making heeeelllzzz yeah!

What are you gettin your shawty for the holidays?Roca, Fubu, Discovery Gift Certificate? Damn...Gotta love the holidays in the Ghetto!

I Got A Man....

2007-10-16T13:16:00.000-07:00

Flash back--- Lets roll back in time to the 90s! Blast from the past "I got a Man" for those who haven't heard it check out the video! You know you'd be hittin on the honey in her orange stretchy gear!

From here on out it only got worst! From "I got a Man" To "Superman that Hoe"
Gotta love the road this is going- grind it grind it grind it sum mo'

October 16th Y'all: National Boss Day

2007-10-16T07:16:00.000-07:00

Todays is National Boss Day- helllz yeah! Now today if you work at a McDonalds, KFC, Uncle Remus, Walmart or even a Fancy ass hotel youz gotta remember to be nice to that sucka that hired your ass and say "Thanks Foo 4 hirin my tired ass- now iz on break"

What bosses day means to most Americans?

Remind your boss whats NOT in your job description
Tell the boss just cuz he be yur boss doesn't mean he the boss
Duz dat mean that da boss iz buyin lunch?

So for National Boss Day there is also a web site that is great! Check out this site- for more cards like the one above!

Actin a Foo: Dookie Booty Time Y'all

2007-10-15T08:20:00.000-07:00

Who doesn't love the dookie booty! Say What? Dookie booty time- let me get Kisha! Bouncy bouncy that delish ghetto booty~

Blast from the past- n-Joy!

Why Iz Errrbudy Tryin' 2 B Ghetto SoulJa Boy!?

2007-10-15T07:14:00.000-07:00

SoulJa Boy!!! Yeahzzz its on top of the charts and everyone is gettin down to this hippity hop type motorcycle hypin type of move...even the white guyz! Come On Now- why they tryin trip? We all know these white guys would be the first to lock their doors when they end up lost in the hood~ but hey here they are tryin to be down with OPP!

Check it!

What happened to all the Steppers?

2007-10-10T16:28:00.000-07:00

What happened to all the hype revolvin around steppin? Now I know this is ghetto-vision I know this....BUT I gotta take a break and say- I LOVE me sum Steppin! I don't classify this as ghetto- so it don't really belong here....BUT since I lUV it - its gotta be posted!

Check out these steppers- small group of three girls steppin n makin some catchy ass beats! love it!

Now for hard core men steppin- here is a flick that sure to make even the white guys wanna step- helllllz yeah- Bring back steppin! or is it just a college thang?

In my White TEE:is that how you roll?

2007-10-09T16:44:00.000-07:00

For those of you who like to wear white t-shirts you may not have known that thats also known as "ghetto uniform" White Tee and Baggy Jeans!! So if you're gonna be chillaxin in the hood then go on with your bad little self and prep yourself with your white tee n baggy jeans....
check out the lyrics- they are great!

"I slang in my white tee
I bang in my white tee
All in the club spitting game in my white tee
I bling in my white tee
Serve fiends in my white tee
fuck a throwback i look clean in my white tee"

How could you not want to see the video to this hit? check it out and don't say I didn't tell you just how great this Ghetto-Tune is...catchy too!

HoodRat Song: Maff Class Boi

2007-10-09T08:31:00.000-07:00

Hilarious....gotta love the good ol high school kids! Sing it gurl! Hoodraaat hooodrat hoodrat- Damn this should be a jingle for Nikes or sumthing!

I love this damn video!

Ghetto-vision all for laughs...enjoy!

My Baby Daddy!

2007-10-08T07:42:00.001-07:00

What better way to start my ghetto vision blog by posting a classy song which is as ghetto as ghetto can get!

BABY DADDY aka guy who knocked me up and isn't my man!

Rockin out to "Who Dat IZ...My BABY DADDY"

B Rock - My Baby daddy..... ghetto vision baby!

Don't hate MasterBait!

Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

2007-10-04T08:19:00.001-07:00

Gotta love the ghetto tunes about food! Who doesn't love food, who doesn't love tunes? Ghetto-vision is all up on bringin you the food, tube tunes!

Hey y'all its peanut butter jelly time! Don't act as if you don't like this! Gotta get down with the jelly!