Ghetto Vision: 2010

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Bad Ass 67 yr old "Epic Beard Man" Beats up Thug-love T!

Epic Beard Man Bus Fight - Watch more Fights

The Old Bearded 67yr old White Guy (who has become known as “Epic Beard Man” ) asked the younger brotha to shine his shoes. Brotha man took OFFENSE with the racial dimension of this. Epic Beard Man went with the innovative “It could be a Chinamen. I’m not prejudiced” defense. Then there is more verbal exchanges, then the black man (who is, so far as I can tell, for no apparent reason referred to as “Tyrone”) puts his hands on Epic Beard Man, who proceeds to give him a pretty thorough ass whoopin' face poundin' beating- nothin' can really be said about this other than he beat a brotha up badly and left him leakin!

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Ludacris sexting y'all!!!

Ludacris - Sexting Lyrics & Video

So I’m just sitting in this rehab class
trying to get myself unhooked on ass
so then my teacher asked me a question
like Ludacris are you over there sexting

ha ha OMG LOL KIT Smiley faces X and O’s LMFAO
my girl went through my cell phone
my girl went through my cell phone
my girl went through my cell phone
my girl went through my cell phone
i said my girl went through my cell phone

So I’m getting treated for my sex addiction
in my private clinic and I need you to be sensitive about my condition
cos I’m in it to win it and I really don’t want to further disappoint my fans
and my teachers a cougar so I wish she’d lend a helping hand
damn, calm down, BBC TXT or MSG
after class come with me and can I get a little bit of TLC
she replied what the f-ck
FYI you’re gonna flunk
SMH it’s such a shame
you ain’t learned a damn thing

So I’m sitting in the crib just chillin and I’m minding my business
got a text with a tongue out from a number I didn’t recognize
I replied who is this
quick back got a hit back
said this is Stacy and I’ve been missing you
had to change my number so I went and got a new phone and new tattoo
a what, a new tattoo wow,
arrr yeaah, hurry click
can you send a nasty pic
so I can see right where it is
and I promise I won’t show my friends (yeah right)
she replied, well ok BTW by the way
SMH its such a shame that you aint learned a damn thing

So I pull up to the club stunting in a Yellow Lamborghini
half bent, black tint, fine (?) it make it a little hard to see me
stepped out, fresh out headed straight for the door and to the VIP
next thing I got a text from a freaky Latina saying is that you I see
is that you papi
so I bbm’ed abbreviate yep and before the night gets too late
let me hit you with a little Q&A
can I tap that ass tta
she replied it all depends
it’s me plus one can I bring my friends
and all I can think was that it’s such a shame
that I aint learned a damn thing